The Yard Sale Day
It's one of those days I wish I could just take off work and do what I want.
Those days are few and far between, despite the beeeeotching I might do about work here in d-land.
I do like my job, and 99.9% of the time, I'm very grateful to have it.
But today is a day of wishful thinking and staring off into space.
Honestly, I wish I were at my grandmother's house right now.
You see, every year in late spring/early summer, my grandmother and grandaddy, my mom and her two sisters, and whoever else decides to join them... have a HUGE family yard sale. It's known quite well in the county, and they always have a good turn-out with lots of bargain-hunting people.
But the money is not even what really matters to me.
Here is the breakdown of what happens every year:
The Thursday night before, just as it's getting dark and beginning to cool down, everybody shows up with car loads of junk... errr... ummm... stuff. We put out the tables and the larger items that we will be selling - furniture and what not - and cover it all with a tarp to keep the evening dew off of it.
Then we all sit outside and talk for a while - if there are kids, they chase fireflies. My grandaddy gets his mason jars, emptied during the winter of their green beans and cream corn. He pokes holes in the top "so the lightning bugs can breathe." And each little kid, with his or her new clear jar runs around the pecan grove seeing who can catch the most, and whose glows the brightest. A few of the girls pinch off the backside of the bug because that side, as every good firefly-catcher knows, continues to glow for several minutes after it has been seperated from the body of the bug. These girls (sometimes boys) will squeeze off the backside and put it on their ears, their ring fingers, and anywhere else they deem necessary; then pretending all the while that they are wearing top of the line diamonds that are so brilliant they glow in the dark. Those who deem it too inhumane to dissect the little creatures for fun, will continue to fill their jars until until it becomes impossible to open the lid and insert the lates catch without letting three others escape. These children will undoubtedly put the jars in their room to use as a night light, only to wake up the next morning with a jar full of dead bugs. Dead, all except for one, which had mysteriously escaped during the night and will continue to cast spontanious, and rather eerie flashes of light across the room for several evenings to come.
But I digress.
After the adults have thoroughly discussed the most recent weather forcast, and deemed the next days weather to be hot, muggy, but a perfect day for the yard sale, and after the children have thoroughly tired of bug-chasing and are beginning to whine and argue with each other out of bordom or tiredness or both, each family ambles its way to its respective car, with plans to meet around 7:00 the next morning.
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At around 6:45 that morning, cars passing by on the highway might see Aunt Martha pulling her items out of boxes, or removing tarp from her tables. Over the next half hour, more cars will pull in - some of them family members, here to set up their own tables, and some of them early-bird shoppers wanting to get the "good stuff" before heading in to work for the day.
Grandaddy inevitable takes food orders from everybody before heading down the road for buttery, greasy, delicious Hardee's biscuits.
Around 7:30am, while chowing down on their warm buscuits, they adults begin to discuss the best position for the "check-out table" and lawn chairs. They must place themselves in the area of the grove that will remain shaded for the longest period of time. After thoroughly discussing all their options, the deem the best place to be the very place they have deemed best for the past ten years - under the big pecan tree outside Grandmother's kitchen window, and in front of the now-fading Azalea bushes.
Once everybody is full and in position for the soon-to-be ravage of the front yard, the men, having completed their assigned tasks of setting up tables and carrying heaving furniture, begin to grunt and mumble something about heading off to work.
By 8:30am, all that are left are Grandmother, Grandaddy, the three aunts, and an occasional grandaughter (my cousin). Soon after settling in, they usually deem it too cool to sit in the shade, and slowly shift their seats into the morning sunlight. They generally return to the shade within the hour.
And that is how the day begins. Other family members stop by on their lunch breaks, or when they get out of school. Around noon, somebody runs somewhere - usually a local bar-b-q place - for lunch. They talk about the weather, the family gossip, and, primarily, the customers. That's the fun part. We discuss, quite in depth, their hair, their clothes, their accents, their skin, and anything else that might set one shopper apart from another.
Aunt Mary loves to talk about clothes - especially those of the 40-somethings-wanna-be-sexy-20-somethings with too much makeup and too much perfume. Grandmother and grandaddy like to hold the babies and coo while the infants parents shop. Aunt Martha usually discusses how she should have priced that recently sold item a little higher. She also talks with the many hispanics who stop by, being as how she spent time in Texas and Costa Rica as a Spanish-speaking missionary. My mom usually flits around from conversation to conversation, enjoying the gossip especially (though she pretends she doesn't). During slower parts of the day, my mom especially loves pretending she is a shopper by walking around from table to table and pretending that she, herself, is a shopper. "That way the people driving by will see a 'shopper' holding stuff, and they will think that they are missing a good deal." At least, that's what she claims to all of us who sit and harmlessly giggle at her efforts.
Each lady takes her turn to answer questions or take money, all the while talking about the weather.
And I sit there - listening and watching. I join in on the conversation here and there. I do my part, mainly bagging up the items that people buy. But mostly I sit - listening and watching... and loving every moment of it.
Around 5:30pm, the men begin to arrive, one by one, and everybody begins to slowly pack up their smaller items and cover the rest with tarps. Once they are satisfied that everything is protected from the moisture, somebody goes out to get dinner, while the rest of them amble into the house to cool off.
Around 7:00pm, the last of them leaves, with one final confirmation that there is no need to be there quite so early the next morning. 7:30am or 8:00 should be fine for a Saturday. Nobody gets up that early anyway.
6:45am on Saturday morning, Aunt Martha begins to unpack her things, and the day begins all over again for everybody - including me.
But not this year. This year I work. This year I am one of the relatives that stops by for 20 minutes on a lunch break. I will arrive tomorrow just in time to see the last of the items boxed up and loaded into the cars. I'll catch the last of the conversation about how perfect the weather was and how this year's turn-out compares to last year's.
I will have missed everything.
And that, my friends, is why I really wish I could skip work today.
It has nothing to do with my happiness or unhappiness here at my job. It has everything to do with another year slipping by, and another family memory missed.
Okay. I'm off to work now. I'll try not to think about it any more.