Ahhhh... R.... I should have known
oh my freakin' gosh.
So, remember R?
All this time, I've pictured him traveling, handsome, possibly in a relationship, possibly married, doing some kind of computer technology job (he was always into computer crap).
Well, I can't even begin to tell you how wrong I was.
I found him... or his myspace profile, rather.
I said it before
I shall say it again
Oh my freakin' gosh:
Headline: "Drama free - not drama prone"
Orientation: No Answer
HereFor: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking,
Gender: Male
Age: 22
Location: ATLANTA, GEORGIA, US
Profile Updated: Jun 1, 2006 7:27 PM
Last On: May 3, 2006 2:16 PM
Orientation: No answer?
Then in one blog he talks about his "boyfriend" and his "excellent booty calls."
oh my freakin' gosh.
I am seriously laughing my head off.
THANK GOD!!!!! THANK GOD I HAVE BRANDON!!!!
He is a massage therapist. With really short hair. And an earring. And like 25 girlfriends. And, apparently, a couple boyfriends.
EWWWWWWW EW EW EW.
I'm so VERY glad I ended that when I did.
EWWWWWWW.
Should've known.
NOBODY that romantic could be straight.
NOBODY.
*shivers*
THANK GOD.
okay... sorry... a little freaked out here.
But, oh my freakin' gosh, it's hilarious, isn't it?